♫My Pickup Truck is Pregnant and My Wife Got Towed Away♫

It’s Sunday, so… here is an early song posting to start the week. From my watching of Trends and Patterns, The World is rapidly moving into unknown territory and I think we are going to soon see things that are going to blow The Hive Mind. They are not going to blow my mind cause that happened in permanent fashion a long time ago, AND… because I watch Trends and Patterns, BUT… I am saying it in advance so that later on I can say, I told you so. (grin)

Here are the song lyrics;

I went down to the western store

To get myself some clothes

hand-woven denim jeans

boots made in New York

I want to look like I was there

When the hard, hard work got done

Like I put these miles on my face

Last year when I was young

It’s hard to be a cowboy

When you’ve never punched a cow

that’s not the part I’m after

So please don’t show me how

Some day I’m going to Texas

When my clothes are broken in

Yeah I’ll kick some ass in Dallas

All the way to New Orleans

But Tonight, I’m flying to Las Vegas

Into the wind and on my way

I’m gonna dance like there is no tomorrow…

Cause my pick-up truck is pregnant

And my wife got towed away

Oh my pickup truck is pregnant

Riding real low to the ground

And now my wife is missing

Sure, I checked the lost and found

The last thing she said was "bullshit!"

And then she closed the door

And I guess I’ll never really know

How come she left me for.

Tell me why it makes a difference

If I look like what I’m not

I don’t need to be authentic

As long as I am hot

I can drink from the long-neck bottles

And talk that western shit

There may be some pieces missing

But I’ve got the most of it.

Nobody knows what’s real or not

And don’t nobody care

I can squint like Willie Nelson does

I got Lyle Lovett’s hair

You only have to look the part

It's just like in DC

Where they went and made a president

From a cowboy just like me

But Tonight, I’m flying to Las Vegas

Into the wind and on my way

I’m gonna dance like there is no tomorrow…

Cause my pick-up truck is pregnant

And my wife got towed away

Oh my pickup truck is pregnant

Riding real low to the ground

And now my wife is missing

Sure, I checked the lost and found

The last thing she said was "bullshit!"

And then she closed the door

And I guess I’ll never really know

How come she left me for

Yeah, I guess I’ll never know

How come she left me for