♫Captain Hook has Got The Runs

Lyrics;

Oh... I have sailed the seven seas

And I did just what I pleased

I had women, guns, and gold

By now, that story's pretty old

All my enemies are dead

Except the voices in my head

Raise the colors, sound the guns!

Captain Hook has got the runs

I'm charging rent in Anne Frank's head

Could it be something that I said?

The ballpoint pens have all left town

And Truth is in The Lost and Found

Captain Hook is on the clock

The crocodile's on the dock

Tinker Bell looks pretty swank

And Peter Pan is stoned on crank

Raise the colors. Sound the guns

Captain Hook has got the runs

I'll be here until the day

the Satanists have gone away

We're gonna need Atilla's Huns

cause Captain Hook has got the runs

Tiger Lily's on the game

The Lost Rent-Boys did the same

It's hard in this economy

to give yourself away for free

How did their world get so messed up?

How did our world get so corrupt

The infrastructure all came down

The termite bankers are in town

Captain Hook is on the clock

The crocodile's on the dock

Tinker Bell looks pretty swank

And Peter Pan is stoned on crank

Raise the colors. Sound the guns

Captain Hook has got the runs

When moneychangers print the geld

All of the value gets withheld

the quality of life is shit

And yes... they are the cause of it

Something had better happen soon

The Deep State better change its tune

The greater world has had enough

And they are going to call your bluff

Captain Hook's caught in a bind

It has to do with his behind

He can't take care of it himself

He's going to need some outside help

Captain Hook is on the clock

The crocodile's on the dock

Tinker Bell looks pretty swank

and Peter Pan is stoned on crank

Raise the colors. Sound the guns

Captain Hook has got the runs

Wendy's got a job at MTV.

There's too much porn in it for me

I'd try to save her if I could

But I know it won't do no good

Iran is going to set it right

I hope they try with all their might

I know that God will have his say

And one day, the evil goes away

I wish someone would tell me why

So many children had to die

Before the World caught on to it

You wanna take another hit?

Captain Hook is on the clock

The crocodile's on the dock

Tinker Bell looks pretty swank

And Peter Pan is stoned on crank

Raise the colors. Sound the guns

Captain Hook has got the runs

Captain Hook has got the runs

Raise the colors, sound the guns