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Tell me, do you know what a hedge funder does?
It’s not about what might be. It’s all about what was
It’s worse than making sausages or practicing the law
There aren’t any presents, and there is no Santa Claus
It takes a special evil creep to do this kinda work
If he had any class... he could almost be a jerk.
He makes a psychopath look like Alfred E Neuman
There isn’t any way that you could call them human
He’s a real go-getter, but he ain’t gotter yet
He never stops the action. It’s all about the debt
They auction off the debt at the temple fire sale
and if this world were fair, they’d all be in jail
Yeah, he’s a real go-getter in a college sweater
He’s dressing for disasters. He can’t do any better
Going to a funeral, he’s going to keep it cheerful
As the priest is talking, the client gets an earful
He ran over someone’s mother going to the bar
He kept right on going. It was someone else’s car
A hooker that he frequents was his alibi that night
If you’re gonna be The Devil, then you’d better do it right
He’s a real go-getter, but he ain’t gotter yet
He never stops the action. It’s all about the debt
They auction off the debt at the temple fire sale
and if this world were fair, they’d all be in jail
He’s a real go-getter, but... he ain’t gotter now
He made her eat her feelings. Now she is a cow
Late at night, he calls her to make her heart beat fast
It takes two to tango, that’s why it couldn’t last.
Somehow they meet, the victim and the perp.
Strange financial Karma, both on the same turf.
It’s a common action in the wrong part of town
Getting rich is his reward for bringing people down
He’s a real go-getter, but he ain’t gotter yet
He never stops the action. It’s all about the debt
They auction off the debt at the temple fire sale
and if this world were fair, they’d all be in jail
I’d like to think he gave a shit in the long ago
He was told what really counts is due to who you know
He was screwing over people, soon as he could walk
a true Talmudic Slaver who thinks he’s Jonas Salk
Well, hedge funds are a lot like vaccination fraud
So what if people died while you were playing God?
It doesn’t matter what you did if no one ever knows
If you’re gonna getter, getter done, before she goes
He’s a real go-getter, but he ain’t gotter yet
He never stops the action. It’s all about the debt
They auction off the debt at the temple fire sale
and if this world were fair, they’d all be in jail
There are now more hedge funds
than there are McDonald’s here,
but then... there is so little love
and many magnitudes of fear
Someone, look outside!
Tell me if the coast is clear?
Someone, look outside!
Tell me if the coast is clear?
